shit-hole
.com

The tour operator for cities that have tried everything. Except what works.

Guided expeditions to the world capitals of the eternal roadwork, the closed tunnel and the recovery plan announced twice. One city open, ten in preparation, and yours may be next.

Theatres of operations

Every destination is prepared by a local team who know it too well to defend it. We target institutions, roadworks and election promises. Never the residents: they have suffered enough.

Become a franchisee

Does your city have a leaking tunnel, a tram promised for three generations or a stadium that has never hosted a match? It deserves its own expedition. And you deserve to make a living from it.

What we bring

  • The brand and your own subdomain: yourcity.shit-hole.com.
  • A turnkey website: tactical map, mission briefs, waiting list and sign-up dashboard.
  • The house tone, the editorial rules and hands-on help writing your first expeditions.
  • Network visibility: every city that gets talked about gets the others talked about too.

What we expect from you

  • An intimate knowledge of your city, its roadworks and its press releases.
  • A strong editorial tone, able to carry a sharp urban experience without targeting residents.
  • Respect for the charter: critical coverage of decision-makers and infrastructure, never residents, victims or vulnerable people. No private addresses, ever.
  • The ability to lead a group of ten through a building site without losing anyone.

Application

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